Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.