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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.