Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.