Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.