Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.