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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.