Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.