Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.