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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.