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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.