Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.