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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.