Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.