Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.