Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.