Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas. 44 49 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (93 votes)
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.