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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go. Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken. Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does. If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you. See Top 100

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