Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.