Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.