Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.