Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.