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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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