Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.