Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.