Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.