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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous. No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it. What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot. Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does. See Top 100

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