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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.