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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.