Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.