Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.