Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.