Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.