Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.