Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"