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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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