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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.