Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.