Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"