Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.