Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.