Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.