Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.