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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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