Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.