Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.