Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego. 282 401 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 41% approval (683 votes)
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.