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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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