Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.