Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.