Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.