Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.