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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.