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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.