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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.