Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.