Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.