Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.