Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.