Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"