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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.