Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.