Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.