Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.