Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.