Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.