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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.
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