Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.