Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.