Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.