When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.