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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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