Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.