When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.