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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
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