When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.