When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.