When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.