When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.