When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive. 316 236 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (552 votes)
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.