When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.