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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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