When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.