When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

311 231

More Chuck Norris facts

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.