When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.