Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

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#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.