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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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