Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

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#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.