Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

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#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”