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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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