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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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