Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.