Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries. 366 334 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (700 votes)
Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.