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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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