Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

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#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.