Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.