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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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