Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.