Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.