Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.