Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.