Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.