Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.