Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.