Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.