Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.