Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.