Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.