Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.