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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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