Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.