Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.