Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.