Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.