Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.