Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.