Nothing but Chuck Norris facts!
Random Chuck Norris joke
Top 100 Chuck Norris jokes
Submit facts
Roundhouse your way through
680
unique Chuck Norris facts
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
296
245
More Chuck Norris facts
#84
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
#392
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
#389
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
#103
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
#451
When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
#480
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
#321
Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
#702
Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
#593
Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
#633
Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
#674
Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
#219
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Submit a Chuck Norris fact
Submit
Fact submitted