Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.