Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.