Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.