Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. 298 250 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (548 votes)
Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.