Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.