Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. 298 250 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (548 votes)
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.