Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"