Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.