Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.