Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.