Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.