Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.