Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.