Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. 298 250 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (548 votes)
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”