Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.