Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.