Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.