Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.