Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.