Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.