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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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