Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.