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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle. There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious. Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill. You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you. Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon. See Top 100

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