Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.