Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.