Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.