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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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