Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.