Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.