Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.