Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.