Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.