Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help. 284 318 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (602 votes)
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.