Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help. 284 321 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (605 votes)
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.