Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.