Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.