Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.