Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.