Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris