Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.