Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.