Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help. 284 318 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (602 votes)
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.