Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.