Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help. 284 318 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (602 votes)
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.