Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.