Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.