Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.