Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.