Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"