Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.