Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help. 284 318 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (602 votes)
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.