Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"