Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.