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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.
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