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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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