Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.