Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.