Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.