Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.