Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.