Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.