Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).