Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.