Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.