Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.