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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'. Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking. Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. See Top 100

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