Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.