Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.