Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.