Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.