Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.