Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.