Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.