Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.