Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.