Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.