Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.