Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.