Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.