Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.