Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

317 318

More Chuck Norris facts

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.