Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.