Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.