Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.