Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.