Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.