Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.