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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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