Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.