Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.