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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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