Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. 302 356 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (658 votes)
Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.