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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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