Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.