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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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