Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.