Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.