Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.