Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.