Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.