Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.