Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.