Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.