Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.