Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.