Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".