Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.