Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.