Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.