Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.