Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.