Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.