Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide. 288 309 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (597 votes)
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.