Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.