Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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