Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.