Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.