Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.