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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city. Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes. If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite. When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left. See Top 100

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