Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide. 289 309 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (598 votes)
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.