Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.