Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.