Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.