Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer