Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.