Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.