Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.