Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.