Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.