Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.