Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.