Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.