Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.