Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.