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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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