Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

252 239

More Chuck Norris facts

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.