Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.