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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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