Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.