Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.