Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.