Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.