Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.