Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.