Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.