Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.