Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris. 284 310 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (594 votes)
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.