Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris. 284 310 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (594 votes)
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.