Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.