Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.