Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.