Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.