Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.