Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.