Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.