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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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