Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.