Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

281 307

More Chuck Norris facts

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.