Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris. 284 308 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (592 votes)
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.