For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.