For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.