For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.