For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.