For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest. 343 320 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (663 votes)
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.