For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest. 342 319 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (661 votes)
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.