For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.