For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.