For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.