For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.