For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".