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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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