For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.