For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.