For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.