For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.