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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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