For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest. 342 319 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (661 votes)
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.