For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.