For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.