For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.