Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.