For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest. 342 319 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (661 votes)
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.