Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.