Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.