Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.