Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.