Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys. 271 245 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (516 votes)
For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.