Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.