Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.