Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.