Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.