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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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