Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.