Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.