Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.