Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.