Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.