Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.