Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.