Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.