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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.