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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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