Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.