Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.