Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.