Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.