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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.