Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.