Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.