Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.