Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.