Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.