Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.