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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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