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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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