Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.