Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards. 294 310 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (604 votes)
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.