Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.