Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.