Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.