Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.