Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.