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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
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