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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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