Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.