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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.