Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.