Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.