Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.