Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.