Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".