Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.