Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards. 298 310 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (608 votes)
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.