Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.