Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.