Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.