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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."