Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.