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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.