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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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