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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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