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More Chuck Norris facts

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.