Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.