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#379
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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