Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.