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More Chuck Norris facts

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.