Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.