Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.