Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.