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#633
Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.
#247
Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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