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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.