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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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