Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.