Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.