Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.