Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.