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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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