Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.