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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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