Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.