Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.