Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".