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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.