Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.