Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.