Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.