Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.