Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.