Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.