Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.