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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.