Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.