Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.