Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.