Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.