Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.