Nothing But Chuck.

Facts
Random
Top 100
Battles
Fresh
Memes
More

Login

Back to all facts

Fact #676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

Short Chuck Norris One-Liners

49% approval from 580 votes

Share This Fact

X Facebook Reddit Make a Meme

Share card: Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

This is the card people see when you share the link.

Roundhouse Me Another

Keep Going

More Chuck

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized. If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch. Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter. Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. See Top 100

Sponsored

Save Random

Report Fact

Why are you reporting this fact?

Inappropriate content Duplicate fact Offensive language

One Chuck Fact.
Every Morning.

Possibly the most important email you'll receive all day. No spam — Chuck Norris would never allow it.

© 2026 NothingButChuck.com — Chuck Norris doesn't read the footer. The footer reads itself to Chuck Norris.

Facts Random Top 100 Battles Fresh Contributors Memes Categories The Legend Gifts & Gear About Contact Widget Sitemap RSS

Privacy Policy Terms of Service Cookie Policy Affiliate Disclosure As an Amazon Associate, NothingButChuck.com earns from qualifying purchases.

Think you've got one?

Submit a Chuck Norris Fact

Write your best Chuck Norris fact. Make it sharp, original, and worth sharing.

0/500

Fact Submitted!

Your fact is pending review. Chuck will decide its fate.