Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.