Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.