Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.