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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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