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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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