Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.