Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.