Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.