Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.