Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”