Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.