Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.