Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.