Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.