Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.