Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.