Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.