Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.