Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.