Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.