Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists. 293 345 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (638 votes)
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".