Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.