Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.