Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.