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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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