Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.