Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.