Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.