Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists. 293 345 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (638 votes)
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.