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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.