Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.