Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.