Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.