Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator. 287 369 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 44% approval (656 votes)
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.