Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Chuck Norris understands women.

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.