Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.