Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.