Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.