Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.