Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!