Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.