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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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