Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.