Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.