Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.