Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator. 287 369 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 44% approval (656 votes)
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.