Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.