Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator. 287 369 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 44% approval (656 votes)
The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.