Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.