Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.