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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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