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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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