Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.