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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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