Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can break water in half.