Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.