Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.