Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle. 367 289 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (656 votes)
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.