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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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