Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle. 367 289 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (656 votes)
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.