Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.