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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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