Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.