Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.