Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.