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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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