Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.