Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.