Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.