Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.