Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.