Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.