Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"