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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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