Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.