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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"