Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.