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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
#104
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
#107
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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