Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.