Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.