Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.