Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

305 318

More Chuck Norris facts

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.