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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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