Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.