Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.