Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.