Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.