Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.