Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.