Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"