Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.