Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.