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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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