Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.