Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.