Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.