Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.