Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.