Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.