Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.