Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.