Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.