Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.