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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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