Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.