Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.