Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.