Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA. 309 304 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (613 votes)
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.