Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.