Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.