Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA. 310 303 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (613 votes)
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.