Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.