Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.