It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.