It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.