Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song. 409 342 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (751 votes)
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.