Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".