Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.