Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.