Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.