Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.