Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.