Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.