Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.