Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song. 408 343 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (751 votes)
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.