Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.