Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song. 408 343 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (751 votes)
Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.