Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.