Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.