Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.