Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.