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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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