Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.