Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.