When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.