When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.