When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.