When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.