When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.