When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 377 300 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (677 votes)
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.