When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.