When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.