When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.