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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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