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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.