When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.