When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.