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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.