Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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More Chuck Norris facts

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.