Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.