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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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