Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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More Chuck Norris facts

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.