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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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