Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.