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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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