Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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More Chuck Norris facts

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.