Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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More Chuck Norris facts

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.