Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.