Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.