Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.