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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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