Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force". 300 319 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (619 votes)
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.