Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.