Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.