Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.