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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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