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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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