Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.