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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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