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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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