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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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