Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.