Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.