Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.