Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.