Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.