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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes
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