Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.