Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.