Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.