Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.