Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

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#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.