The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.