The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.