The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.