The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.