The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.