The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.