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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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