The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.