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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
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