The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.