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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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