The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.