The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.