The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.