The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.