Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.