Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.