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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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