Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.