Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.