Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.