Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.