Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.