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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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