Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.