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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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