Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.