Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.