Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.