Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.