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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.