Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.