Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

337 372

More Chuck Norris facts

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.