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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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