Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.