Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.