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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.