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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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