Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.