Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.