Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.