Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. 337 372 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (709 votes)
Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.