Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.