With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.