With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.