With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.