With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.