With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.