With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.