With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.