With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.