With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.