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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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