With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.