With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit. 239 261 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (500 votes)
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.