With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.