With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.