With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.