With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.