With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.