Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.