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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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