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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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