Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.