Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.