Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.