Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.