Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.