Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.