Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.