Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.