Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times. 404 339 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (743 votes)
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.