Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.