Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.