Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.