Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.