Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times. 401 339 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (740 votes)
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.