Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.