Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.