Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.