The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.