The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.