The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.