The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.