The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.