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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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