The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.