The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.