The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.