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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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