There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris. 306 238 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (544 votes)
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.