There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

304 235

More Chuck Norris facts

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.