There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris. 304 238 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (542 votes)
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.