There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris. 306 238 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (544 votes)
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.