There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris. 306 238 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (544 votes)
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.