There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.