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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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