There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.