There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.