There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.