There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.