There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.