There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.