There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.