There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.