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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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