Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light 311 344 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (655 votes)
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.