Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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More Chuck Norris facts

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.