Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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More Chuck Norris facts

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.