Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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More Chuck Norris facts

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.