Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.