Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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More Chuck Norris facts

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.