Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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More Chuck Norris facts

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.