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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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