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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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