Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.