Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.