Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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More Chuck Norris facts

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.