Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.