Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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More Chuck Norris facts

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.