Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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More Chuck Norris facts

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.