Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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More Chuck Norris facts

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.