Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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More Chuck Norris facts

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.