There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.