There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.