There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.