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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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