There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.