There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.