There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. 319 274 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (593 votes)
Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.