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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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