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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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