There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.