There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.