There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. 319 274 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (593 votes)
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.