There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"