There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.