There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.