There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.