There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.