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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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