There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.