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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.