There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.