If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.