If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.