If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.