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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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