If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.