If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.