If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.