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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"