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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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