If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.