If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".