If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.