If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.