If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.