If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

272 274

More Chuck Norris facts

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#770

Chuck Norris