If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves. 272 274 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (546 votes)
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.