Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.