Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told. 300 299 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (599 votes)
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.