Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.