Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.