Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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