Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told. 298 299 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (597 votes)
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.