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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
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