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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.