Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.