Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.