Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told. 298 299 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (597 votes)
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.