Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.