Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.