Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!