Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.