Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.