Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.