Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.