Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.