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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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