Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.