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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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