Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.