Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.