Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.