Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.