Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.