Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.