If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.