If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.