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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
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