If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.