If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.