If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires. 282 363 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 44% approval (645 votes)
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.