If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.