If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.