If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.