If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.