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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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