If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.