If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.