If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.