If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.