Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.