One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.