One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.