One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.