One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.