One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist. 253 341 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 43% approval (594 votes)
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.