One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.