One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.