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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
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