One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.