One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.