One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.