One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.